Technically, Dwyane Wade can be counted among the millions of Floridians unemployed. With the NBA lock out in its first day, the Miami Heat superstar wasted little time getting his resume on the Internet in hopes of finding a gig to pass the time.

At 12:01 a.m., just as the lock out started, Wade began marketing himself to potential employers on Twitter. “Any1 hiring?” Wade tweeted. “I’m available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.”