{"id":23259,"date":"2013-08-05T16:32:25","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T20:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/?p=23259"},"modified":"2013-08-05T16:32:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T20:32:25","slug":"man-passes-out-drunk-wakes-up-with-no-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/?p=23259","title":{"rendered":"Man Passes Out Drunk, Wakes Up With No Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dominican man <b>Geraldo Ramos <\/b>hasn&#8217;t the slightest clue, but told a TV station that he woke up with no penis after blacking out drunk the night before.<\/p>\n<p>The 64-year-old says he simply cannot recall the point in between being very inebriated and getting rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery on his dismembered &#8220;member.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Neighbors offered a little clarity, and claim that a drunken, naked Ramos was attacked by a dog.<\/p>\n<p>ission.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dominican man Geraldo Ramos hasn&#8217;t the slightest clue, but told a TV station that he woke up with no penis after blacking out drunk the night before. The 64-year-old says he simply cannot recall the point in between being very inebriated and getting rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery on his dismembered &#8220;member.&#8221; Neighbors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":210,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-national-news","pmpro-has-access"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/210"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flsentinel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}